Just one more thing about cats...

Not only are cats alien and creepy, I swear to God they are out to get me. I know, I know, you think I'm being paranoid. Well it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. I found these two talking about me on the sly. Oh sure they tried to look all innocent until the big one spotted me. Looks guilty as hell doesn't he?? Ya, well I've got photographic evidence now! They'll never take me alive! Never! I have all kinds of traps and safety precautions...for example I have trails of catnip leading away from the house...wait, they could lead TO the house too couldn't they....umm....I have to go....!!!!