Motorcycle Mama

Many of you don't know this but I owned a dirt bike as a teenager. Oh yeah.  Rode that baby all over.  I didn't have all the motocross gear or anything, nor did I compete at any level, though I did hit warp speed charging down the (long and wooded) driveway ahead of the police one day.  It's not a particularly good story, nor does it paint me in a particularly good or cool light so I'm not telling it.  And you can't make me.  No, no, you can try, but my lips are sealed.  What I can tell about my experience is that I knew when to let go of both the throttle and the bike.  That's a HELL of a lot more than these guys!